I Rub My Duckie

There is no other adorable toy compared to this this little guy. The duckie is not a sex toy per se, you can't get or give an orgasm from it. In fact, the design is pretty useless. These are furiously popular and I have no idea why because there are completely nonfunctional and useless - but super cute.

The I Rub My Duckie is the best adult gift for anyone because it implies sexuality without being overly sexy. It's really cute and fun to look at and the packaging is the mots attractive that I've ever seen. It really is gift-ready.

The duckie itself is a solid hard plastic there is no give or softness to it at all. It's juts a bath duckie but really big. To turn on the vibrations, you press on the back and the invisible button activates the very noisy but very powerful vibration.

If you use this for a back massage - which is the only thing it's good for, you'll get irritated [retty quickly by the noise of the hum and vibrations.

I have no use for the I Rub My Duckie and neither should you. The high price is completely unsuited to the toy which is very basic.

It's pretty much only a funny gift moment for a good laugh and then it will collect dust on the shelf - not even, who would display that? Mind you it's super cute but completely nonfunctional.

Myself, I did not like this at all but maybe some girl out there might like it, like a Reese Witherspoon type of girl may enjoy this but for em the Angelina Jolie type of girl, it's not even worth my time. I like sex toys, not pretend fake "almost" sex toys.