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Remote Control Cockring
Sometimes an invention is released that is just plain pointless. This is the perfected example of an useless invention - except for kinky people, they might find some pleasure in this odd adult product.
Blitz Bullet Vibrator
The Blitz Bullet is a very pretty sex toy, it has an elegant torpedo shape and a shiny painted pink finish. It really looks nice, they did a great job. the controller also has a modern, feminine look with a handy peanut shape and a dial to control the speed. I think what makes the bullet part look so great os the silver metal at the end and the 2 rings around the middle, it's quite artistic.
Mature Adult Fun In Las Vegas
Let’s clear something up right now. Las Vegas is not for everyone. It is not for children no matter what the Chamber of Commerce and the Destination travel agents tell you. Vegas is for the mature. The over 21. And it isn’t just for the 21-45 crowd either. Vegas is an adult themed fantasy park and there is plenty of action and enjoyment waiting for the 40-60 age group too. And not just gambling.
Futurotic Vibrating Bullet
Seemingly a simple bullet sex toy but with a fluttering sleeve. I did not expect too much but I was pleasantly surprised. The design is very imaginative and the tentacles are very teasing, much more then you would think by looking at them but the picture does not really do this little sex toy and justice. It's much floppier.
Large Vibrating Anal Beads
There is nothing better then having vibrations deep inside your bum as you are having sex. It might sound archaic but unless you know what I'm talking about, you have not experienced one of the wonders of human sexuality. If you are in the market for large anal beads, why not try these vibrating butt beads they add a big effect to your masturbation or sex.
Hot and Sexy Strap on Harness
The Hot and Sexy Strap on Harness is really unique looking because it is shiny red, almost pleather like or vinyl. The inside is lines with a fuzzy material that feels soft which is good because the vinyl like material would chafe so much! It's surprisingly comfortable except for the large plastic clasps that attach the straps on each side of the hips.
Perfect Indulgence Glass Sex Toy
I have to start of by saying that this is is the very best glass sex toy for the price range. Actually, there is no way to justify paying hundreds of dollars for a glass dildo, I know they are like little works of art, but it's not like you'll be placing it as a centerpiece on your living room table, It's a dildo sex toy for goodness sakes! Save your money, please buy this glass sex toy. It's as pretty as it appears on this photo and looks as fun as it appears as well.
I Rub My Duckie
There is no other adorable toy compared to this this little guy. The duckie is not a sex toy per se, you can't get or give an orgasm from it. In fact, the design is pretty useless. These are furiously popular and I have no idea why because there are completely nonfunctional and useless - but super cute.
Passion Bunny Tickler Bullet Vibrator
My oh my, this is the best sex toy I've ever come across! It is a torpedo shaped bullet coated with a firm rubber. When I first layed eyes on it, i thought it would be squishy and jelly, but it's not at all. It's firm and solid, the ears are flexible but the spikes are quite solid.
Release the Sex Goddess
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Big Blue Butt Plug
The shape and the pretty blue look enticed me - as did the name "big blue" is an appealing name for a butt plug, dont'cha think?!
The jelly is not very sturdy, it is slightly on the floppy side. may it's made of the same material that you see normal anal sex toys made of, but the design of it being more slim and longer accounts for the fact that it is a little on the floppy side.
Keri Sable Realistic Pocket Pussy
This pocket pussy is one of the higher quality sex toys for men. It is really sculpted well, it looks very real on a small compact size. Bringing together the best in looks with the optimal size that men prefer (according to my man) it is a mildly expensive but fun pocket pussy.
Pleasure Dome
A different style of vibrator then most I've seen before. Instead of a vibrator actual sex toy, it's more like a plug that teases inside your lips and your clit. The jelly is very thick and won't give at all and it quite tacky feeling but if you add lubricant, it gets really slippery easily.
Anal Toy Beginner Kit
This anal sex toys kit is marketed for the beginner so I went for the target. I have to say, it was marketed well, it suited my needs perfectly! The reason that I loved this kit the most is that sometimes if I have a small butt plug, and I am heavy into my sex, I feel the need for more in the bum. As the passion heats up, it's like my anus craves it to be bigger. All I need to do is pop out the small one then slip in the next size up. I have three choices of butt plugs so I can ease up and I enjoy my sex.
5x Foreplay Finger Vibrator
What makes this finger vibrator so great is the rubber sleeves that come with it. They are very solid and the textures are very nice. I like the one with the long "finger" like spokes, it really digs in there for all around arousal. They feel very firm but smooth, it's good that the sleeves are solid because then you can really get the most pleasure from the strong vibrations. I also use the bumpy sleeve on my shoulders whenever I have muscle knots, so this sex toy is not just a sex toy for the bedroom, it's a great massage tool too! The sleeves really do feel different and I can't stress enough how well they feel.
Stiff and Ready Cock Ring
This cock ring is not a sex toy at all but is marketed as an erection device for men who need a little extra staying power. The ring is very flimsy and cheaply made which is not necessarily a bad thing. The reason behind this is that I've seen really thick rubber rings that verge on being plastic with virtually no give at all. The downside is that these are so uncomfortable to wear that it is nearly impossible to enjoy sex or foreplay with this retrieving cock ring on.
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Wild Anal Pleaser
The Wild Anal Pleaser is a unique anal sex toy with all the sensations left up to your imagination. You can bend it and twist it any way you please. The bendable technology lies in the spine like core. A series of discs bend and keep their shape, allowing you to have any position you want.
So you can bend it for direct prostate stimulation for him, or even use it for perfect g spot stimulation for her. Or if you prefer a straight vibrating sex toy, then keep it that way! I love the versatility of this super sexy anal sex toy. You can even use it on your clit if you want! I like to bend it slightly, and sometimes into an 'S' shape, and slip in it my anus while enjoying vaginal penetration.
Love Cuffs
This is a simple bondage kit but designed to be so cute, you can't resist! Perfect for some innocent bondage play, explore tying each other up - this kit is definitely geared towards women but men will like it because they will be able to convince the girl to go ahead and explore some light bondage play.
I thought it was great how they printed hearts on the ankle cuffs and on the wrist cuffs, how could you say no to a game of bondage play when the equipment is so adorable!
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